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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
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My very first Halloween costume that I can remember, my mother was very excited coz I was, you know, getting my first costume, and she liked to hand-make things. I wanted to be a turtle, and the costume was a cardboard box configured in such a way that I had to crawl on all fours. I guess bipedal turtles don’t exist. I was fucking miserable, and we didn’t even make it to the first house to go trick-or-treating because I was crying. So that sort of scarred me a little bit. It was my first negative experience. Another negative experience was when I dressed in drag.

My very first Halloween costume that I can remember, my mother was very excited coz I was, you know, getting my first costume, and she liked to hand-make things. I wanted to be a turtle, and the costume was a cardboard box configured in such a way that I had to crawl on all fours. I guess bipedal turtles don’t exist. I was fucking miserable, and we didn’t even make it to the first house to go trick-or-treating because I was crying. So that sort of scarred me a little bit. It was my first negative experience. Another negative experience was when I dressed in drag.

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kissedmequiteinsane:

guys, over the weekend i decided to buy men’s razors just for shits and giggles.

i bought these bad boys:

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AND LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU

my legs have  n e v e r been this soft and smooth since i was probably an infant.

they’re magnificent and i’m 99.9% sure i’m never going back to my crappy fluorescently-colored women’s razors ever again

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horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com


arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement